MINISTER OF PROTOCOL
The Dining Room = The Demilitarized Zone
For the time being…
WARFARE BY OTHER MEANS
The summit has begun. But the real negotiation happens here, before dinner has been served.
Seating is strategy.
Adjacency is alliance. Distance is insult.
Every placement carries weight, every arrangement sends a signal that echoes through boardrooms and war rooms alike.
THE ASSETS
They are not guests. They are leverage. Each delegate carries their own agenda, their own vulnerabilities, their own pressure points. Understanding them is the first step toward control.
THE HEAD OF STATE
Place him where handshakes look spontaneous, where the optics of power are undeniable. He will smile. But he remembers every slight.
THE DIRECTOR OF INTEL
Information flows through proximity. Seat her where conversations drift her way, where loose lips drown in wine, where secrets spill between courses.
THE CELEBRITY
This joker knows how to work a room. But for every punch line that lands, another lands someone in jail. And alcohol is unlikely to help.
THE GRAVITY WELLS
Your Hosts do not play. They judge.
At either end sit the titans who bankrolled this evening. Their names appear on museum wings and shell companies. Their patience is expensive. Their displeasure is absolute.
You do not seat anyone near them without calculating the consequences. Arrange the table to satisfy their neuroses, or watch the summit collapse. They are immovable objects. Everyone else must orbit accordingly.
THE MANDATE
Collaborate to keep the peace. Compete to win the war.
INCOMPATIBILITIES
Some delegates cannot sit adjacent. National grudges. Torrid affairs. The reasons don't matter. Only the math.
OBLIGATIONS
Some must be honored with proximity to power. Protocol dictates visibility. Rank demands respect.
HIDDEN AGENDAS
Same table, different goals. Your opponents hold cards you cannot see. Trust nothing.
Mutually Assured Destruction
is the only rule that matters.
This is game theory dressed in evening wear. This is constraint satisfaction under the gaze of power. This is the art of making impossible compromises look inevitable.
The summit succeeds when everyone believes they won.
Your victory is private. Theirs is theatre.
Collaborate. Undermine. Humiliate.